Extra! Prok and Plastic Tie the Knot!

by prokofy on 01/04/07 at 1:26 am

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In a cross-border caper organized in the wee hours of Saturday morning by otakup0pe Neumann of libsecondlife, notorious griefer Plastic Duck and infamous blogger antagonist Prokofy Neva were married at a brief ceremony on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.

The deliriously happy couple then disappeared into a HoJos after downing some Red Bull purchased at a 7/11. otakup0pe Neumann had no explanation for the event, which he had stage-managed after coming to Prok’s RL house late Friday night. “Basically, I’m hoping my name is so hard to spell that no one will ever Google me right,” the open-source scripter commented.

Asked why Plastic Duck, whose RL name is Patrick Sapinski, suddenly switched from griefing and stalking and poking a stick at Prokofy, who has furiously exposed his antics in lenghty blog blasts, to wooing the 50-year-old single mother of two, Duck said, “I’ve never had a mother’s love.”

Prokofy commented that now he had discovered that Plastic’s last name was Slavic, there was hope that his ancestors’ possible hatred of oppression in Eastern Europe might form a basis for sharing old age together.

Upon learning that Prokofy’s temporarily-female RL self was already pregnant with twins from the virule duck, officials at Linden Lab visibly paled. “Maybe they can go over the There or Project Entropia or something,” a Linden who asked not to be named commented.

Prok’s distraught relatives were calling authorities on both sides of the border, urging them to watch the rails, as they suspected foul play was intended.

11 Responses to “Extra! Prok and Plastic Tie the Knot!”

  1. Plastic Duck

    Apr 1st, 2007

    Shut the fuck up, Prokofy.

  2. moo Money

    Apr 1st, 2007

    YOU STOLE MY MAN!

  3. Nacon

    Apr 1st, 2007

    ok…. ew?

    (Clearly Prok is going for all the attention like Britney Spears as it seem.)

    (oh wait… they both do.)

  4. cickmy lunt

    Apr 1st, 2007

    okay so this was kinda funny, you obviously have a sense of humor prok, why don’t you use it on days that it isn’t sanctioned by festivals used to mock the roman calendar?

  5. Hazim Gazov

    Apr 1st, 2007

    Let me guess, grief balls were thrown at the wedding?

  6. ArseBringer

    Apr 1st, 2007

    There was no mentally ill ranting to do with this article? Oh, I guess I’ve been April fooled!

  7. Tenshi Vielle

    Apr 1st, 2007

    “…suddenly switched from griefing and stalking and poking a stick at Prokofy”

    Sounds to me like he’ll be poking a DIFFERENT kind of stick at Prok. (*waits for the collective “ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”*)

  8. Maury Lehane

    Apr 1st, 2007

    We are the borg , you will join the collective , resistance is futile , ….. ughhhhhhh

  9. Petey

    Apr 2nd, 2007

    Oh I get it April Fools.

  10. Simone

    Apr 2nd, 2007

    HAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha :) Great bit of writing Prok, but honestly, I didn’t know you were into housebreaking puppies… :D

  11. Defne Demar

    Apr 2nd, 2007

    You know, for a second there, you almost got me…

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