Marathon Battle at The Woofer
AN repulses attack - Herald reporter wounded
by Omega Groshomme, war correspondent
The Alliance Navy was attacked on Wednsday morning 1:00am SLT by members of several opposing factions. Members of Titan industries rolled into "The Woofer", the Alliance Navy sim, using small arms fire and phantom rounds engaging in a small fire fight from the NW side of the sim. Attempts to advance toward the AN HQ were quickly withdrawn as members of the AN held back opposition with heavy machine gun fire and Talon aircraft. Attacks carried on to 1:35 SLT when another attack was reported by security forces at "tethys", the AN sub HQ.
Members of SOCOM advanced over the draw bridge into a security post where they were met with mild resistance for a short time. After a quick briefing AN Cadets were sent in to clear out hostile forces and to secure the HQ, at which they were quickly engaged by SOCOM forces using high powered rifles and sniper fire. AN troops made haste pushing SOCOM back over the bridge to the front gate where snipers were taking up positions to fire into the AN base. The snipers were later killed by AN marines sent to hold the bridge.
The engagement at "the woofer" however carried on passed 2:20am SLT when Titan forces withdrew and SL commandos, as well SOCOM continued their attempted assault. AN troops dug in,deploying light machine guns and automatic rifles holding back the attack, when this writer (Omega Groshomme) was hit by enemy fire after identifying myself as a reporter when trying to move in for a closer photo. AN cadets fired, neutralizing the hostile forces and pulling me to safety.
While getting medical treatment from 2 rounds; 1 to my arm, 1 to my torso, I tried to carry on snapping pictures of the fight when a sniper round clips my camera leaving only 1 photo left to salvage - that of a AN Marine fighting on to hold back his enemy. The amount of gunfire slowly died down at 3:10am SLT, but sporadic shots, as well sniper fire still continued until 3:40am SLT when are hostile forces were neutralized by officers of the AN using Talon aircraft. strafing the hillside with cannon fire and light bombs.
AN forces held their ground today against a determined enemy, proving their abilities to negotiate tactics as well saving the life of a reporter. Low casualties were reported for the AN, but none were able to be interviewed until the mess is cleaned up and proper intel is received. I am making a full recovery and will be back on the battlefield in no time to let the public know of AN's progress in the on going war.
Omega Groshomme reporting from The Woofer med bay.






I am bored reading this war shit all the time!! Dont you have anything esle to write about. Who`s paying you to whire this crap...
Posted by: Natasha | April 26, 2007 at 08:38 AM
*sighs* Natasha, it's something different to read, and its fun. Nice work guys at defending your base. So much for a corporate takeover by Titan.....
Posted by: Bruno Ziskey | April 26, 2007 at 08:46 AM
this is bullshit. If the heralds going to report about every small assault on the woofer i stop reading the herald. We get attacked several time a day. This is nothing new and i start wondering if this isn't all about publicity for the AN
Posted by: Kristian kit | April 26, 2007 at 08:49 AM
War makes for good news. It's a shame the attitude of the Merczateers TF personnel isn't as good as it could be, maybe they could get a corrospondent aswell.
Posted by: Luca Vasilopita | April 26, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Odd that, Kristian. We get attacked several times a day too. The reason I expect this was reported is that it was such a catastrophic faliure on the part of Titan Industries and their buddies. Oh, and Mr Groshomme was just visiting (unarmed, I might add), with no intention of writing an article, when he was viciously spawn-killed by the enemy forces. I can see why it didn't go down too well.
And Natasha, is anyone making you read this 'shit'? Kinda reminds me of Inuyasha Deere, who (despite claiming that he was not interested in the slightest) contuned to post raving comments on Mr Groshomme's previous article.
[Signed]
Master Gunnery Sergeant Rob Arten
E-7 Alliance Navy Marine Division
Senior Drill Instructor
Posted by: Rob Arten | April 26, 2007 at 10:32 AM
No one is putting a gun to your head making you read this....its something new,hense why i do it. As for publicity for the AN...um no,i offered the Mercz numerous times to cover their side as well,but they declined.Not my problem...if you dont like it,dont read it.
Posted by: Omega Groshomme | April 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Well, Kit... if your allies didn't shoot reporters, maybe you'd get better press and more attention.
Just a thought.
Posted by: harlequin salome | April 26, 2007 at 11:39 AM
i'm not complaining about the fact that this article is about the AN istead of Mercz. If you wrote the same article for mercz it would still be bullshit. Second life got millions of inhabitants and you report about something that happens every day.The reason that titan attacked you has more to do with the fact that it is founded by ex-NOI instead that it are mercz allies i think.
Posted by: Kristian Kit | April 26, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Only reason i reported an attack was because of its length. Over three hours i think is pretty good for an organised SL fight,so hense it is on the herald. Get over it.
Posted by: Omega Groshomme | April 26, 2007 at 12:53 PM
omega don't worry about it, only idiots say they are getting sick of reading about something. they are not forced to read it, and it's not at all insulting like some other articles I've seen by other reporters have been like.
look at all the non war articles and look at the comments posted, now look at any of the war articles, there are normally a lot more active then non-combat ones.
so why does the SLH keep posting articles on war issues? it's the people trying to bad mouth each other, it causes drama people eat up and brings more traffic to this web site.
so if you don't want to read as much SL combat, don't read them and don't post unless you are a hypocrite of course, either way I find that the combat articles the only thing worth reading on the SLH
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 01:21 PM
I thought it was a fun read ^_^
Posted by: Tavasha_Martynov | April 26, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Nice propoganda. Reporters shouldn't be armed and sporting Alliance Navy armor. There were about two of the four folks there whom worked for Titan, none of which whom were wearing Titan tags at the time. The "raiding" party secured the field quite nicely before the simulator crashed, at which time they opted not to return-- as it is strategically poor to walk into a prepared situation with a small number.
SOCOM, sadly, were only hindering the whole thing with their flying around and firing indiscriminately. They had nothing to do with the others, and happened to be there at the same time.
With all due respects, well written for its purpose. Otherwise, entirely bias.
Posted by: Ruin Nefarious | April 26, 2007 at 01:55 PM
I was wearing a suit and tie you twat.As for your fight,you didnt make it past the first hillset,I was there the whole time.As for propaganda...please this isnt WW2,i would be doing the same for the Merczateers if they would have accepted my offer. AN was nice enough to let me cover their side even after my history of attacking them on a daily basis.
Posted by: Omega Groshomme | April 26, 2007 at 02:01 PM
I do enjoy reading the articles and I like and respect everyone at AN, though I must admit it does get a little boring that the only times I see anything reported like this, its when its happening to AN and its always on ANs side and it undermines everyone else who goes against AN.
But thats just my feelings on it, either way the report was well done.
Posted by: Pauleh Kamachi | April 26, 2007 at 02:08 PM
This article be good quality? Ish don't tink so.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 02:10 PM
By the way- I was joking, I support the Herald's cover of SL ,arital issues completely.
Again, CN is open for interview or review of operations any time. Heck, you can make "documentaries" of our day to day process.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 02:13 PM
i have to apologize for one thing. I do like the war articles on the herald and there well written but i didn't knew someone declined your offer.So i was like " again an article about AN". I didn't want to blame the reporter or something. I just thought. Now are they reporting about little AN affairs, this starts to look like propoganda. sorry i was wrong at that point. I stil think there is greater news in Second life
Posted by: Kristian kit | April 26, 2007 at 02:15 PM
*chuckles* Inuyasha, your attempts at having an SL herald reporter interview your group couldn't be more obvious if you posted HEY I AM HERE INTERVIEW ME I WANT TO DESTROY THE AN! Honestly, the Herald already interviewed Sparta but never posted an article on us, and you don't hear me complaining. Know why? I am not an attention-seeker. If they want to do an article on us, fine. If not, that's fine too. *shrugs*
Posted by: Bruno Ziskey | April 26, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Want to get a article done on yourself just kidnap the reporter \o/
Posted by: Pauleh Kamachi | April 26, 2007 at 02:20 PM
Oh yay... More crap articles about kiddies doing things.
Posted by: | April 26, 2007 at 02:26 PM
Ooo... sounds like Ruin hit a nerve... kekeke.
Posted by: Sol Cult | April 26, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Wow, I love your typical way of covering up your obvious failures. No matter how many times you guys are squashed in your attempts of attacks or defense, you still come back with the same look of "we won". "Titan Industries" did not attack you, so get that out of your little heads right now. I acted alone in the fight. Under the tag of the Ordo, just because I felt like it. I was not acting as "Titan". And, as far as your claims of "Attempts to advance toward the AN HQ were quickly withdrawn as members of the AN held back opposition with heavy machine gun fire and Talon aircraft." Your people were cowering inside of your base as I pelted the ground with gun fire from my Mamba Raptor, one of the Ordo's more famous pieces of work. I'll admit, I got taken out twice bye a Talon. But, I quickly returned to continue the fight. After the continued fight, the sim went under to much stress and ended up crashing, so I did not return afterwards as I did not feel the need to continue any more. Oh, and as for using phantom rounds, if you're gonna spread slander, make sure it's truth instead of total lies.
Viva la truth!
Posted by: Joseph Spearmann | April 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Name calling isn't nice! Not very professional of you. :(
If that's so, Omega, then ask Charolette why I was standing on the flight line shooting her as she tried to spawn her Talon.
Posted by: Ruin Nefarious | April 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
~In the Navy, you can screw as your please, in the Navy, sleep with as many guys as you please...~
Posted by: Sol Cult | April 26, 2007 at 03:14 PM
~In the Navy, you can screw as your please, in the Navy, suck guys off on your knees...~
Posted by: Sol Cult | April 26, 2007 at 03:15 PM
Let me make something straight. CN is NOT, I repeat NOT Anti- AN. We are anti-SLSN because of their rediculous responses to our peace discussion offers. AN happens to be an ally of SLSN, so that is the reason behind LA forces opening fire at AN on the LA/CN/Fed base. CN does and will not recognize AN as a military, mafia, gang, or police force until they sign and comply to the MOSCOW treaty.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 04:33 PM
We can all sit here and claim I shot this person,they shot this person,we won they won and either side could be lying. So with that said,i reported what I saw...you dont haev to read it.
Posted by: Omega Groshomme | April 26, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Fine, I've had it with the AN. I hereby surrender to the AN, SLSN and the rogue state of Sparta. Please do not attack us again, you have won. We will not sign your STABLE, but the CN will not attack you anymore or being threats to you, as we are surrendering.
Kindest Regards,
Imperial Admiral of The Navy of Charleston Harbor- Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 06:09 PM
Inuyasha
I really don't see anyone pushing you into that surrender, it's kind of random. but then again everything you've been saying has sounded very random. The question is how long will that surrender last?
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Forever, the AN have beaten the CN too much, and the Mercz won't help us, they fucked us over, so I have nothing left. CN surrenders.
Kindest Regards,
Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 06:43 PM
Wow, if you reported what you saw, I'd sure as hell like to know what sort of goggles you're looking through. Cause either they're tripping you out or blinding you. The News is meant to tell people of what really happened, not shadowed lies and misdirection. What sort of reporter are you? Oh ya, one that's on the AN bank role.
Posted by: Joseph Spearman | April 26, 2007 at 07:08 PM
Ok, let's make somehing clear. THOSE TWO STATEMENTS UNDER "KINDEST REGARDS" were plagarim. I would like to find whoever do this, but frankly I am reminded... I don't care. If you plagarise, you are truly a loser.
We never surrender- ROK may live on.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 07:08 PM
Yeah, I thought so, Inuyasha.
Posted by: Ruin Nefarious | April 26, 2007 at 07:11 PM
How can you win if you're such a failure?
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 26, 2007 at 07:11 PM
And Cao, I know it is you. Go pick up a Merriam-Webster while you are at it. Me trashing or saying Mercz failed to do anything good for me? They provided us support when AN came, and them even concidering to support a group which continually harrassed them in the past is EXTREMELY conciderate, and I thank all of Mercz for that.
Secondly, that isn't my type of writing above. If you want proof this is me this is all you need.
I wuv u Kaggy.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 07:12 PM
By the way, I do not have the email adress "f***you@hotmail.com". Instead it is, "SanteeCooperKat@comcast.net". Do not continue this ruthless and immature behavior- it only worsens your reputation.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 07:14 PM
Yeah, that's santa's e-mail man, don't hate on the jolly red man.
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 26, 2007 at 07:17 PM
BTW, that wasn't plagiarism ;-)
Posted by: | April 26, 2007 at 07:22 PM
BTW, that wasn't plagiarism ;-)
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 26, 2007 at 07:23 PM
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 26, 2007 at 07:25 PM
By the way, I do not have the email adress "f***you@hotmail.com". Instead it is, "sagae@sagae.com". Do not continue this ruthless and immature behavior- it only worsens your reputation.
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 26, 2007 at 07:27 PM
I swear. Stop using my name and quotes. Seriously, back down on the libel, it will hurt you in the real world at some time if you keep up this nonsense.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 07:31 PM
wouldn't surprise me that who ever is doing that is from a 3rd party. doesn't sound like AN doing and neither mercz. but right up the line of people that like the bug the piss out of them.
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 07:32 PM
to make it clear if some one wants to say something against that idea, it wouldn't help the AN at all and the AN members that do post here aren't the type to do that, they tend to insult you up front.
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 07:40 PM
Shit, we have a bankroll? God damn...
Admiral Mahfouz, remind me to find out who our paymaster is!
Posted by: harlequin salome | April 26, 2007 at 08:16 PM
I wouldn't mind being paid to be basis. ok any one want to buy my opinions it's going to be 100k L$, Phantom Noel
and I'm joking so don't waste your money if you send any I will keep it and laugh at you
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 08:41 PM
To the people critisizing the reporter.
If you don't like the stories don't read them. If you think they are biased then report your own version, if you can't do that then shut the hell up. Cause the only decent articles worth reading on herald are the articles on wars.
Weldone Omega I liked this article =)
(Maybe you could report abit more on other army group activities in the future?)
Posted by: Helios Benelli | April 26, 2007 at 08:46 PM
I do agree AN has had the spot light a little to long and they need to do an article on another combat group. I know Inu wants one so badly it's funny.
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 08:49 PM
Phantom, while I am not agreeing with your Anti-Merczateers statements; I must admit you are completely correct.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Alright this is getting ridiculous, I am Inuyasha Deere and I lead the CN. An article on us would be great, but the Grand Federation just attacked us again. We surrendered to the AN, so I don't think that was nice to attack us, feds. Would whoever is impersonating me and saying that CN has not surrendered, stop it. CN has surrendered, that's it, now juts stop attacking us, we're through with fighting for now. You win. But I will return some day.
Kindest Regards,
Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 10:11 PM
that all a joke we they keep you out of your own sim and then you crashed the sim in the end , noobs D:
Posted by: Yoko | April 26, 2007 at 10:16 PM
OK, I am sick of this libel. I DEMAND this plagarism to end, or I have the complete right to file governmental charges. I don't wish to do so, but end your mocking of my name. This is serious buisness, and punishable by federal law. Leave a man's name alone.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 11:35 PM
And also, god dammit, read our group information. It clearly states that The Grand Federation is an ally of CN. Leave us the hell alone,and stop using my name. I demand you stop using my SN before I will file charges, this is serious buisness not to be toyed lightly with.
BEST- NOT "Kindest" Regards,
Imperial Admiral Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 11:38 PM
For whoever agrees this is the true Imperial Admiral, simply list your nme on a response. I am seriously offended and I want to speak to all SL military leaders once I return to SL for the MOSCOW meeting. I will clearly state on my profile that those words stated by the person using the email adress "SanteeCooperKaat@Comcast.net" are mine, while the (Fyou@hotmail.com" are childish rants mde up by a man who is commiting a felony.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 11:42 PM
Is your name really Inuyasha Deere?, because if it isn't I don't think you can do much of anything, even if they would even listen to something as stupid as some one joking around with you. it's not like this web site even has any kind of forum log in. if it bugs you so much go ask the admin of the web site to have log in names for comments. I'm sure that would be agreeable to most people.
Posted by: Phantom | April 26, 2007 at 11:43 PM
Ok, Phantom, I must agree. But the last thing I want is a further ruining of my poor reputation in the SL martial community. Stating things about "the feds attacking us" are absurd, as the CN and Grand Federation Headquarters happen to be the same building, the same base. We share it, we're allies, get over it.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 26, 2007 at 11:48 PM
>>This is serious buisness
Intarnat : srs bsnss
Posted by: Inuyasha Sneer | April 27, 2007 at 12:05 AM
By the way, I do not have the email adress "f***you@hotmail.com". Instead it is, "sagae@sagae.com". Do not continue this ruthless and immature behavior- it only worsens your reputation.
Posted by: Hazim Gazov | April 27, 2007 at 12:12 AM
Helios ,great point,i have been trying to,i want to get the mercz perspective badly myself as well others,but everytime i ask mercz they just dont answer or give me a "we will let you know" run around. So if anyone in mercz wants an interview or coverage on their side,or any other group for that matter,leave me an IM. Reason AN has got the spotlight is because they let me come and go as i please around the woofer with or without an attack...at least they were nice enough to forgive my past attacks on them and let me do this.
Posted by: Omega Groshomme | April 27, 2007 at 12:30 AM
hm..maybe i should sue myself for posing as myself falsely? Yay! Oh and just to note, the feds DID attack us, don't bother listening to that poser, he keeps messing up whatever I say. The reason feds attacked CN was that I wouldn't let Sergeant Griffith smoke inside the building....second hand smoking isnt cool guys, seriously.
Kindest Regards,
The REAL Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 27, 2007 at 02:36 AM
This... is... SPARTA! (Please exchange 'SPARTA!' for 'hilarious'.
Inuyasha Deere is raving like John Bruce T over this entire escapade against him, it's quite amusing from my desk.
I think the problem people are having with this article is due to the fact that it isn't just another "LOLWAR" article, but it's the SAME groups. Not just the AN taking center stage, but also in part Titan Industries (Who are now engaging in active combat it seems, rather than being non combatants), Merczateers TF, and to a lesser extent the SLSN and CN. I can say there are some smaller, but still very interesting groups out there who could do with some publicity aswell.
Posted by: Luca Vasilopita | April 27, 2007 at 04:51 AM
This... is... SPARTA! (Please exchange 'SPARTA!' for 'hilarious'.
Inuyasha Deere is raving like John Bruce T over this entire escapade against him, it's quite amusing from my desk.
I think the problem people are having with this article is due to the fact that it isn't just another "LOLWAR" article, but it's the SAME groups. Not just the AN taking center stage, but also in part Titan Industries (Who are now engaging in active combat it seems, rather than being non combatants), Merczateers TF, and to a lesser extent the SLSN and CN. I can say there are some smaller, but still very interesting groups out there who could do with some publicity aswell.
Posted by: Luca Vasilopita | April 27, 2007 at 04:52 AM
This... is... SPARTA! (Please exchange 'SPARTA!' for 'hilarious'.
Inuyasha Deere is raving like John Bruce T over this entire escapade against him, it's quite amusing from my desk.
I think the problem people are having with this article is due to the fact that it isn't just another "LOLWAR" article, but it's the SAME groups. Not just the AN taking center stage, but also in part Titan Industries (Who are now engaging in active combat it seems, rather than being non combatants), Merczateers TF, and to a lesser extent the SLSN and CN. I can say there are some smaller, but still very interesting groups out there who could do with some publicity aswell.
Posted by: Luca Vasilopita | April 27, 2007 at 04:53 AM
Stop using my name. Seriously, someone must believe this is me. The feds are my allies, and we share a base. How could they attack us? I haven't been online for two days by the way and I am not getting on till 3:30 SLT for M.O.S.C.O.W., that proves something.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 27, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Oh by the way, I smoke on SL, stop lying. You've seen me with cigars on many occasionss.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 27, 2007 at 09:56 AM
It proves that you may have the ability to lie.
Posted by: Luca Vasilopita | April 27, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Well of course Luca, I always lie to myself, it's how I keep telling myself that no matter how stupid I am, there's always hope for me later. *sighs* Lies are only a temporary fix of course, and I am full of them..lies I mean. Take, for instance, this idiot who says that I smoke in SL. That's so stupid. It's not a cigarette, its a carrot DUH.
Hungriest Regards,
Inuyasha Deere
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | April 27, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Heh, imagine how long this'd be if they had reported on one of the more massive attacks on The Woofer.
This one was so small, the Mercz didn't even bother showing up.
Posted by: Proteus Hand | April 27, 2007 at 07:45 PM
And, Luca, that was an amazing triple post.
Not an insult, nor compliment, just... amazing.
Posted by: Proteus Hand | April 27, 2007 at 07:47 PM
I don't like your cheese
Posted by: Blinkie | April 27, 2007 at 08:55 PM
Hey. Link to the SL Times Article about the false comments in this thread;
http://sltimes.wordpress.com/2007/04/27/comments-and-foul-play-no-surrender-for-the-cn/
Read up and don't be taken advantage of.
Posted by: Friend | April 27, 2007 at 09:10 PM
I'm personally not so impressed with the AN, after reading this article I was infact intrigued in joining their group, I even sent an application, then while hanging outside the base just to see what is going on their recruits open fire so of course me and a friend take up arms. Within the course of the night we press on and eventually take their fortress, soon after I get a very, very nasty tell from a certain un-named commanding officer there calling me dirty names, and here I thought this was all in fun? After all this he resorts to cursing and name calling. Where is this so called training and elite force now? It seems like more of a rag-tag band of hooligans rather than some trained army.
Posted by: Subby | April 29, 2007 at 06:12 AM
Hey guys I went to that place, and you know what they hate white people. I was on a trade mission from the UN headquarters to deliver peaceful documents to free white people from slavery, and they shot me on site, they told me to pick up my banana peel and leave because I was too white for them and their culture. I guess that's what happens when you give white people guns.
Posted by: Tom Hanks | April 29, 2007 at 07:17 AM
Hello everyone I am one of the commanders of the second life sky navy firstly I would like to commend on a well written article from the herald no one is forceing anyone to read it so deal with it secondly CN are the biggest liers in sl after declaireing war on SLSN when we never encounterd them SLSN attacked in force and CNs commander inuyasha surrenderd after 5 minuites of gunfire if anyone would like proof of this please IM steve319 cao in game for an unedited chatlog and as for CN slsn has no issue with them but its a shame that they have a complete mental patient commanding otherwise good men but getting off topic good article and well writted
Signed Marine General Penny Cao SLSN Admiralty
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | April 29, 2007 at 12:59 PM
In other news, Planetside is a good MMOFPS. When the pop counts are good you can have huge battles that run for many many hours. After Planetside, shooting things in SL is kinda pathetic....
Posted by: Trinity Dejavu | April 30, 2007 at 06:33 AM
Everyone here saddens me. The alliance navy are a bunch of immature kids who start shit with Star wars roleplayers and run around in underwear pretending to be some kind of asshole internet Military when they've most likely are zit faced prepubescent children with little to no military background in real life. And the ones that arent and did serve in anything are now old saggy-manbreasted idiots who are at their computers masturbating and eating donuts.
Posted by: Smooka the Hutt | April 30, 2007 at 08:41 AM
"And the ones that arent and did serve in anything are now old saggy-manbreasted idiots who are at their computers masturbating and eating donuts"
You mean yourself? My its been a while since I've seen someone try to attack another person while their insult can actually be applied to themselves.
Posted by: Bruno Ziskey | April 30, 2007 at 08:46 AM
And who are you again? Go watch spongebob /dismiss
Posted by: Smooka the Hutt | April 30, 2007 at 08:47 AM
I am Bruno Ziskey, leader of the Second Life military group Sparta. Unlike you, however, I do not have time to watch little kiddie shows, as I have both an RL and SL to maintain. Have fun with the kiddie shows, but be sure you go to bed when your mommy tells you, or she might ground you for a week again.
Posted by: Bruno Ziskey | April 30, 2007 at 12:09 PM
nice Bruno,
don't you just love people that make snap judgments like that?
I for one can tell you the HC of the AN are all adults, unlike you. sure some of the members do like having fun and make asses out of them selfs by running around in underwear (yes I know of the event he's talking about too) and yes the AN hates Star wars geeks, it's about there lack of creativity I believe is the selling point, next in line are gor's and even the yiffy furries. are all equally discriminated against(and when I say that I mean poke fun at, the Star Wars geeks just have damage land to play on).
oh and as far as planet side, I liked it, but like all games it gets boring after a while.
Posted by: Phantom | April 30, 2007 at 02:03 PM
It is quite apparent that this topic has caused quite a lot of controversy between different groups. That said, i think it would be best if everyone let this matter rest, and get on with more important things in life.
-Lee
P.S. I am not posting again, anything that comes after this, has not come from me.
Posted by: 1337 Seattle | April 30, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Has anyone else recieved IMs from AN personnel claiming "all your base are belong to us"?
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 08:13 AM
*Inuyasha is disturbed by Penny Cao's faulty comments displayed in her numerous run on sentences.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 08:16 AM
Alright this is enough. I don't know who you are you poser, but you are NOT me. THIS is Inuyasha Deere, leader of the CN. We surrendered to the AN and SLSN a week ago, and yet people still say they never heard of my surrender. Well here it is: CN SURRENDERS. That's it. Also I must confess that I have fallen in love with Penny Cao. Her military power is quite a turn-on for me. As a weak noob who can't get his own men to fight, having a strong woman in charge gets me turned on.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 09:53 AM
I have also found the secret website of the rogue state of Sparta that is the AN's pet. Now Sparta can hide no longer, as everyone can go here and see Sparta for the evil group it is. They believe everything the AN believes, which makes Sparta just as evil as the AN. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://slspartans.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 09:56 AM
if the last post was from the real Inuyasha, everyone knows already. and if it wasn't the real Inuyasha, you don't have to make an ass out of him as much as you do, he does it himself well enough.
Posted by: Phantom | May 01, 2007 at 10:18 AM
>>OK, I am sick of this libel. I DEMAND this plagarism to end
Never mind, I'm retarded, that was neither libel nor "plagarism".
Posted by: Inuyiffa Blear | May 01, 2007 at 11:28 AM
No that was not me I last posted two one line posts about IMs from AN personnel.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 01:37 PM
These lies, everyone knows they are not real. Just items made to embarrass me.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 01, 2007 at 01:39 PM
Inuyasha, you embarass yourself just by talking.
Posted by: Bruno Ziskey | May 01, 2007 at 05:05 PM
Hello, and first of all may i ask what the fuck this is about
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(Also I must confess that I have fallen in love with Penny Cao. Her military power is quite a turn-on for me. As a weak noob who can't get his own men to fight, having a strong woman in charge gets me turned on.)
May i ask what you was smoking when you wrote that? as no afence, i dont fall in love with noobless men that cant control there army or them selfs, and this forem is really fucked up as theres posts from me that i havnt even wrote so i think theres a glitch some were.
and thank you for the surrender.
From General Penny cao
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | May 02, 2007 at 02:14 PM
Penny if it's the real one, some one has been going around using others names to make asses out of them.
Posted by: Phantom | May 02, 2007 at 05:19 PM
well if you look at your name its just said that i just typed what you just did :S unless its my pc playing up
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | May 02, 2007 at 05:58 PM
Nice story, keep em comin!
Posted by: admin-nimda | May 02, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Penny, the name at the bottom of the post is the writer of the comment not the one before the comment
Posted by: Phantom | May 02, 2007 at 06:12 PM
I\'m not entirely sure why people are condemning the AN for their topless exploits. Hell, the fact that they are regarded as the strongest military presence on the grid but they -still- have time for antics is testimony to their outlook. If they really were the evil, all-conquering group they were made out to be, wouldn\'t they spend their spare time finding other groups to whack, instead of dressing up as cheerleaders (Oh s**t, sorry Rob ;D).
Heard the story of the AN-ASP? In a response to Mr Anthony Lehane creating his \'pistol-whipping\' Five-Seven, what do they go and do? Go one better, of course. A gun that you can physically throw at your opponent? Excellent. There really could not have been much serious thinking behind this. As far as I can tell, AN personnel like to have fun as much as any man/woman.
And to whoever is impersonating Inuyasha: Seriously, get some balls. If you don\'t dare post under your own name, what hope have you in RL? I expect you\'re the kind who refer to yourself with your SL name, in world or out. Either that, or make your comments more believeable. Directly contrasting everything the real Inuyasha believes is not a great way to integrate yourself into one\'s identity.
Finally, to the real Inuyasha: Why not write under an alias? I certainly do, and you\'ll probably find people take you more seriously.
(The \\s before each apostrophe are nothing to do with me. Something must be wrong with my computer...)
Posted by: Alex | May 03, 2007 at 04:26 AM
or maybe its not someone else and hes really gone nuts ???
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | May 03, 2007 at 02:28 PM
Oh Inu is nutz, but I don't think he's "that" nutz yet. how ever talking in third person I believe is a sign of some one starting to form a split personality.
Posted by: Phantom | May 03, 2007 at 07:06 PM
These lies- back off. If I could rant off about how much I hate some of you who are using my name, I would. This "Penny Cao" b******* ticks me off more than anything. *Shoves you five hundred pictures of Kagome* And these things that I am a liberal? *Shoves you five hundred John McCain signs*
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | May 04, 2007 at 10:14 AM
LALALALA I JUST GOT SOME BRITISH PORN AND I HAVE DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH STEVE CAO AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 NOT TO MENTION SOME WHISKEY IMPORTED FROM SOUTH IRELAND LALLFA DGLAJKFDS;LASDKGA;RSHGAR[OIHGGR I8Y][ Q9-B DRUNK DURNK DUNK DNK DK DN
YEA YE YE YE YE YE BELL-EEVE. STEVE CAO IS JERK AND I HAVE A SERIOUS ATTRACTION TO LURDAN HUSZAR SO I AM GOING TO TAKE ACTION ON IT THEN I MUST DO IT WITH EVERY MERCZ NEKO OR FURRY THEN I AM GOING TO MAKE A BRITISH FLAG AND STICK IT UP THEIR ASS HAHAHHAHA
Posted by: Penny Cao | May 04, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Ruck Fuck duck pluck
From General Cao
Posted by: Penny Cao | May 04, 2007 at 10:19 AM
U like Kagome? U was??? Hahaha!!! Now CARTOON FETeesh will be destroyed. Die you Republikeenz
Posted by: Penny Cao | May 04, 2007 at 10:22 AM
you do realize this is what "they" want right? the more you react the more they and everyone else enjoys it, never been picked on at school? or are you home schooled (looks like your P's didn't go a good job at it if they did). And unlike the people have been using your name like you just did with Penny Cao. and I find it funny I have been way more insulting to you then Penny has been, and you school him/her. funny
Posted by: Phantom | May 04, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Wow... these people are getting even more childish as time goes on. What did Linden Labs say the age limit on the main group was?
What objection does the second incarnation of Ms Cao have against the British people? Who did the Americans come from?
And whiskey from Limerick is top notch. I suggest you try some.
Posted by: Alex | May 04, 2007 at 10:49 AM
gurr, I mean to say, unlike Inu's using Penny's name that's hell of a lot more noticeable to who's posting then the ones who have been using Inu's name.
Posted by: Phantom | May 04, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Wow... these people are getting even more childish as time goes on. What did Linden Labs say the age limit on the main group was?
What objection does the second incarnation of Ms Cao have against the British people? Who did the Americans come from?
And whiskey from Limerick is top notch. I suggest you try some.
Posted by: Alex | May 04, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Apologies for the double post.
Posted by: Alex | May 04, 2007 at 10:51 AM
Apologies for the double post.
Posted by: Alex | May 04, 2007 at 10:53 AM
OK WELL FIRST OF ALL, INYU THANKS FOR "TRYING" TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID AS IT CLEARLY DIDNT WORK AND YOU DONE THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR SELF.
FIRST OF ALL YOU DIDNT THINK PEOPLE WOULD NOTICE THE TWO DIFFERENT NAMES? IE,
IM = PENNY CAO ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN )
AND YOU, ( INYU ) IS JUST PENNY CAO ??? ?
NIXT TIME YOU TRY TO DO SOMTHING LIKE THAT TRY AND MAKE THE NAMES THE SAME SO IT DONT LOOK AS FULSE AS IT DOES,
AND 2ND OF ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE OR TRY GETTING LAID ? AS IT REALLY SHOWS YOUR AGE.
NOW GET OVER YOUR DEFEAT AND TRY DOING SOMTHING ELSE THAT CONTAINS IMBARRISING YOUR SELF MORE THAN YOU ALLREADY HAVE DONE.
from Penny cao ( Admiral of slsn )
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | May 04, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Pew! Pew! You're dead! Nuh-uh! Pew! Pew!
Posted by: Kotaru | May 05, 2007 at 08:59 PM
does anyone talk english these days ?
Posted by: Penny Cao ( ADMIRAL OF SLSN ) | May 07, 2007 at 07:07 AM
I use comments to make people feel bad. :D
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Posted by: Zmajryj | June 03, 2007 at 01:31 PM
I'm a Commando SL Captian and this is a one sided story about AN. Let me fill you all in on the full story as of late.
AN has been attack at least 3 times a day for the past month. The woofer has too many cadets that do not know the SLSALT rules, even though AN signed the treaty. The reason why they do not follow the SLSALT is because Cadets do not even have a copy to read, and the don't care about rules. Sparta is an ally of AN. They are now to be banned and shot on sight on Commando land because last week they attacked the base and used phantom bullets and shields. Not only that, they made racest spamming comments throughout the fight(for more information on this attack feel free to contact JeanCyril Wise, CSL CO). In the "battle at the woofer", Titan Industries did not use their Titan tags. And under SLSALT. you can only declear war or attacker that attacked you, or you attacked, that have their tags on. Titan decleared war on Titan and put all Titan workers on the AN Kill on Sight list. If you would like a copy of AN's KOS list go to the Woofer. Now about another of AN's allies. SLSN, attacks CSL and owns land of their own. Their own land is very well hiden, as well are their groups. They attack us, but they do not make it so we can attack them. The last attack that was constructed on SLSN was succesful, and the land was found on Search. Members of the attack tried to make Landmarks on SLSN land but where not allowed to. Now The SLSN Search for the land does not show. SLSN in unattackable. Therefor, how are they allowed to attack under SLSALT?
-And that is the other side of the story.
- Captian Colbyson Kyomoon, Commando SL
Posted by: Colbyson Kyomoon | June 14, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Now... far be it from me to defend AN, but I believe the word anyone who reads your post first thinks of is, oh...
...WTF? Not only is your little troll post nearly two months after the article was written (in which the AN has moved to a new sim called Dorien), but SLSN has changed sims as well. If for some reason you aren't capable of finding the headquarters of interest that you wish to attack (which given the intellect displayed by your post, I would not doubt), you can always ASK the members of the enemy faction where their base is. Now, I think it'd be in everyone's best interest if you put the rifle down and went back to trying to hammer a square peg into a circular hole. Oh, and here... don't forget your drool cup.
Posted by: Ethan Schuman | June 14, 2007 at 02:46 PM
Ethan-That coment was utterley in support of the Alliance Navy and I find it sick.
Everyone knows you and Lehane have AN sympathies, why don't you go join them?
My alliance with the Merczateers is Hereby Terminated.
Lehane will shortly be recieving an IM from me confiriming that.
Kindest Regards (NOT)
Inuyasha Deere-KJA Wonsu.
Posted by: Inuyasha Deere | August 22, 2007 at 01:54 PM
Oh hey, drama on the internets! I don't like AN the slightest bit, but seriously, whining about it is simply a dumbass thing to do.
And Omega, I'm back fooj00!
On an unrelated side note, I've been inactive in SL cause my comp caught on fire and now I'm using a 16-bit computer.
Posted by: The Griff (Griffith Benelli) | October 07, 2007 at 10:09 PM
Ok, I must suggest, CSL, Sparta, AN, SLSN, mercz, and all other groups of the like. We should have a news letter, because right now things are very confusing. Perhaps a wesite about it is in order? What do you guys say? Penny? Inuyasha? Bruno? JeanCyril?
Posted by: Colbyson Kyomoon | October 10, 2007 at 06:49 PM