Hawt RL Furry Action!

by Alphaville Herald on 11/02/07 at 3:51 pm

No this has nothing to do with Second Life, except may it shows what happens when you spend too much time in Furnation while tugging your junk irl. No, you don’t get furry palms/paws. You get this!

Children beware!

26 Responses to “Hawt RL Furry Action!”

  1. Kerian Bunin

    Feb 11th, 2007

    ;_;

  2. Baba

    Feb 11th, 2007

    Waste of time. No hot furry porn.

  3. nimrod yaffle

    Feb 11th, 2007

    So now you’re reporting non-SL news? O_o

  4. Nacon

    Feb 11th, 2007

    I’ve been working on this conceptual ideas and an wildest theory with fake research background on this video.
    Based on an actual made up sources, it is telling me that it’s Prok Neva in the furry suit.

    Yes! you heard me, it’s Prok Neva in the suit. I’m sure everyone is going to believe me from now on and forever more!

    (Should this sound familiar to you?)

  5. Walker Spaight

    Feb 11th, 2007

    We’ve long reported non-SL news, nimrod. In fact, at its debut and for some time thereafter, the Herald was devoted exclusively to non-SL news.

  6. Tenshi Vielle

    Feb 11th, 2007

    Uh…. thanks. Here I thought I was going to have a nightmare-less night, but… I guess not…

    *shudder*

  7. Napalm Vernon

    Feb 12th, 2007

    Ah.. now I can finally go to bed tonight, knowing that there far more stranger people in the world than me.

    Calgon, take me awaaaaayy….

  8. Artemis Fate

    Feb 12th, 2007

    10 bucks says there’s a guy under that suit.

    All weirdness aside, it was a pretty good quality suit atleast compared to other ones i’d seen. I never really understood the whole “fursuiter” thing though.

  9. Nacon

    Feb 12th, 2007

    “I never really understood the whole “fursuiter” thing though.”

    It all came from their local high school/football mascot industry, but soon they are going to realize that there’s furries a brewing over the internet and do mass-production for that area…. my black magic 8-ball says so.

    How soon? Not sure, let me ask….

    “Ask again later”

    ….soon.

  10. Boss Melnitz

    Feb 12th, 2007

    What would that guy’s mother think if she came home from the store and found her 30 year old loser son dressed up like that? I’ll bet it took his entire McDonald’s paycheck just to rent the suit! To say nothing of what that mail-order, plus-sized lingerie must have cost. And speaking of that, how’d he slip that by on his mom’s credit card statement?

    Jesus freaking christ!

  11. Harlequin Salome

    Feb 13th, 2007

    Gah, sweet farking jesus. thanks, now I need to gouge out my freakin’ eyes. I hope you’re happy.

    And for reference. I have a friend that is not a furry. However, at a local furry convention, the number of actual girls are so low, she can show up, as a catgirl (ears, tail, body makeup), and clear around 1500-2000 a *day* by just walking around with guys so the gay furries don’t hit on her. So yeah.
    Smart money is on that girlie of some furry male’s dreams, having a wang. *nods*

  12. Artemis Fate

    Feb 13th, 2007

    “And for reference. I have a friend that is not a furry. However, at a local furry convention, the number of actual girls are so low, she can show up, as a catgirl (ears, tail, body makeup), and clear around 1500-2000 a *day* by just walking around with guys so the gay furries don’t hit on her. So yeah.
    Smart money is on that girlie of some furry male’s dreams, having a wang. *nods*”

    I think this got fucked up somewhere along the line and i’m confused. She needs to hire people to stop the gay furries from hitting on her? (which in itself makes no sense) or she goes with guys so the gay furries don’t hit on them? or…what?

    Also, seems like the furries don’t need girls, since most of them are gay.

  13. Alex Fitzsimmons

    Feb 14th, 2007

    I’d hit it.

    *glance up at the horrified stares*

    … what?

  14. Wayfinder Wishbringer

    Feb 15th, 2007

    Like watching a train wreck.

    Hey, the suit was pretty good. Seemed well-done. Probably expensive. And I have nothing against furries as a concept– people have dressed up as animals for ages. Isn’t Chewbacca a “furry”?

    However, I always have the uneasy feeling that beneath every cute, sexy furry suit is actually a pimple-faced guy sweltering in the 120 degree heat. Of course, on SL, I guess furries aren’t alone in that possibility. :D

    So no nightmares, but… gah… another 9 minutes of my life wasted! LOL

  15. FOX collas

    Jul 14th, 2007

    it diddent work ;-; i wanted to see her too aws =(

  16. Anonymous

    Aug 11th, 2007

    10 bucks says there’s a guy under that suit.

    You are correct sir.

  17. Vegeta

    Oct 13th, 2007

    Its over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

  18. BrickTamland

    Dec 17th, 2007

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

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  20. Grendel

    Oct 20th, 2008

    alright, that’s just disturbing. but I’ll admit it’s better quality than what i’ve seen most furries were

    and is the lingere held on to the fake boobs with velcro? and why am I pondering how lingere is held onto fake furry boobs anyway?
    I blame the video

  21. Bob the porn addict

    Oct 5th, 2009

    Go brawless better yet take the whole god dam dress off…seriously if ur a woman. U fail to give me a fucking boner! And If ur a man I bet anything ur a virgin. But I’m dead serious ur not hot. And u need to design without a dress. How did u get any Favs…I mean ur a total noob at furry hentai. So yea I guess u could say I hate ur strip tease. I have seen better with a chicken and rooster doing it cause atleast the rooster isn’t a total cock! >:(

  22. Aussiedude

    Jan 6th, 2010

    Wow, great fursuit! I wonder where she/he got it. :3

  23. mimi

    Jan 19th, 2011

    oh good lord. o ..o I didn’t really think people who go that far,.. o.e..~twictch~ um…speachless……

  24. Subnormal

    Aug 17th, 2011

    She scared me T_T for real, but then i liked it ;D

  25. Axel Oakleaf

    Aug 17th, 2011

    Murrs

  26. fararden

    Aug 18th, 2011

    These videos are cosplay, so are watching Japanese teeenagers dressing up in costumes.

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